Warm Water

Me: Atticus, do you want to try to go potty before we get in the bath.

Atticus: Nope. I no need to go.

Me: Ok, you're sure?

Atticus: blank stare

Me: Ok babe, test the bath water before we get it.

Atticus: He leans over and puts his hand in warm water and promptly begins to pee all over the floor.

It was like being back in college... pranking the intoxicated boys!