Sleep.

I write a lot about sleep. Although I crave it - apparently my children do not. Nope. Not in any way shape or form. This is evidenced by the fact that my one year old is still waking one to two times a night and my normally consistent toddler is still awake talking/singing/screeching in his room at 2:40 pm. Apparently the author of Go the F to Sleep knows my children.

Seriously. Go to sleep. I'm about to have a mental breakdown especially because I think you just woke up your sister.

This sucks.