Weather Records

I'm not quite sure why weather records seem to follow me. We had the record number of 100+ degrees days in Austin. Record snowfall this winter, record rainfall this spring and apparently now record heat for northwest Ohio. See this article. Can I pretty please get a little break? We just survived a butt-load of snow and torrential downpours of rain.. sun and 80 degrees would really be appreciated. Especially before we head down to NOLA for what I'm sure is going to be a record year of something. (Fingers crossed that it is NOT hurricanes!)