Quit Biting Me

There's a mad mosquito on the loose somewhere in the house. How do I know this you ask? I keep finding new bites and it's driving me nuts. Quit biting me you little blood sucker. I mean it. Trying to reach over my big ole buddha belly to reach my calves to scratch is getting more and more difficult.

So - I hereby order you to cease and desist.

Sincerely,

Jen